How would one of those evolution charts look like for women?

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Is my turtle dead ANSWER QUICKLY PLEASE?

this morning he was acting a bit different- he usually hides in his little plant, but today he was casually swimmin around the surface, had his head up out of the water, i smiled cuz i thought he was finally relaxing (hes really scared of everything), but i went to school (7:30) then came home late after my play rehearsal (7:45ish) and he was floating on the top, just chillin (which he does occasionally) but i picked him up and his head and legs just dropped (usually he tries to swim away, lol) and it freaked me out so i dropped him 9from a few inches above the water) and he still didn't move... so my mom came in, we put him on his dry rock, and she was gonna put him in a plastic bag, but she thought he looked like his head was rolling a little less so were not entirely sure... he had a little white spot on the corner of his shell, that appeared one say and never changed, a few weeks ago, i feed him everyday, in his feeding tank, the lights were on all day, as they usually are, and i'm really sad now, please help :(

What to give a constipated child ?

I have a 6 yr grand daughter that has been constipated off and on for the past 2 weeks. Her mother has tried an oral laxative on several occasions with some results, but this past few days she has been very constipated and she has been spending the week with me. She is out of school for the summer and will be with me most of the time. I tried a suppository this morning, but no result. I just happen to be searching through my bathroom pantry and happen to come across an old fashion child's enema bulb syringe. I had used it a number of times on my children when they were younger and was wondering if I could use this and maybe try placing her over my lap in the bathroom and give her an enema with the bulb syringe. Are there any mothers or grandmothers who may advise me. I do have my daughter's support as long as it is a last resort.

Twin Day at school! is this idea good?

Me and my friend are sophomores and she was sleeping over and i came up with this idea Goin Swimmin' we are going to wear tubes, water wings, bright gymnastics suits (they look like swim suits) bright soffe shorts, and flip flops? i love this idea and its very unique in my opinion i was just wondering of its cute! (If you want to add anything to make it look better go ahead! :D ) Thank You!! :)

I dont know if this girl likes me and i dont know what to do the next time i see her?

i saw this gurl a few months ago on the city bus she always smiled at me everytime she saw me but i was 2 shy 2 say anything than one day i saw her at the swimmin pool and she approached me even though she had a boyfriend we conversed 4 a while got to know each other found out her name age school and other basic information than she went to hang with her boyfriend i guess she was trying to make me jealous not to sure though my questions are does she like me and should i make a move on her even though she has a boyfriend?

Please help identify and help locate where I can find this globe-like vintage light bulb.?

I have an antique brass glass-shade floor lamp. It is perfect for me as I play piano. The U shaped glass bowl is attached to an arm that swivels outwards. The light bulb has a very wide screw base that measures 1 1/2 inch wide and is approximately 7 inches tall. This is a three-way bulb. The markings on the bulb top reads Westinghouse Eye Saving 100 200 300w 3-LITE 120V USA. Even so I cannot locate any such bulb online. The shape of this bulb is 360 degrees perfectly round on a 1 1/2 inch neck that is attached to a brass-colored screw base. Please help out. Thank you.

Is a 100 watt bulb brighter than 2x40w fluorescent lights?

I need a lot of light in the bathroom and I want to replace 2 fluorescent cylinders with a 100w light fixture.